Halloween, 2010

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This tale begins on October 24th, with a group of unsuspecting pumpkins innocently posing for a group photo.
















Soon, chaos and mayhem descends on these poor defenseless gourds.












Vegetables being disemboweled !














Pumpkin cannibalism !













Inter-racial cannibalism !













Note the glee on the face of the young human.

Disgusting !













Post-slaughter celebration - coupled with a three weeks late birthday party for Josh.














One week later - on the actual Halloween, Sophia and Seamus.

Seamus was sure his Spartan needed face painting, so he applied his own. It's not clear what it signifies.

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Cynthia Turner said…
This is cute. I especially like the narrative.
Saturday, November 06, 2010 8:57:00 AM
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